I feel like this photo set sums up the entire series. The men talk about doing shit; the women get shit done.
The adventures of young Boneparte
Look at my friends baby skeleton. I hope he drinks lots of milk so when he’s drafted into the skeleton war he’s prepared for battle.
HES SO FUCKING CUTE
look what you did you embarassed him:
(skeleton war reference)
GIVE ME YOUR SKELETON
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
i dont think goosebumps books ever came into print i think they just mystically appeared in public school libraries one day already in mediocre condition
this sounds like a plot for a goosebumps book about goosebumps books
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel